Leysdown Town Waffle - The Old & The New

Talk Of The Town - Old Leysdown On Sea
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Leysdown Town Laughs & Waffle

We're in Leysdown Town, where the seagulls fly high,
Fish and chips, cockled eels, are priced nearly as high,
Much fun to be had, a Talk Of The Town good time,
And it's up to the cliffs, so slowly we climb.

There's arcades galore, a flashing maze,
Pennies lost, prizes won, in a countless of ways,
Promenade stretching out, it's an amusements dream,
Where the salty breeze wafts, and the sunbeams gleam.

The beach is full of little'uns, small sandy toes,
And buckets brimming, to the woes,
Of castles built, then washed away,
By waves that frolic, through night and day.

So come to Leysdown, have a blast,
Forget your worries, make them past,
With laughter, joy, and sandy feet,
A seaside holiday, a Kentish retreat.

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Old Leysdown Town Waffle

Old Leysdown-On-Sea, a seaside retreat,
Where arcades were loud, fish and chips tasted sweet.
The donkeys did bray, the seagulls did cry,
And sun-kissed tourists, did stroll on by.

The sea stretched out, a sun-kissed delight,
Anglers casted thier lines, with all their might.
The beach was sandy, the waves were strong,
And children built sandcastles, all day long.

So come to new Leysdown, if you do dare,
And join in the fun, it's beyond compare.
With the salty sea air, and the happy cheer,
Your memories will last, for many a year.

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Old Leysdown Town Waffle & Lament

Oh, Leysdown-On-Sea, a seaside retreat,
Where the wind whips the sand, in a windswept defeat.
The arcades are dim, the fish and chips cold,
And the donkeys are tired, their stories untold.

The beach huts are faded, angry seagulls still fly,
As tourists look up, at the sunless grey sky.
A bucket and spade, a forlorn affair,
And the tide rolls out, leaving nowt but despair.

So if you seek glamour, or a fancy resort,
Leysdown's not the best, most glamorous resort.
But just for enjoyable, just seasidey fun,
With a touch of nostalgia, it's still number one.